countdraculas: Katie McGrath in Dates.
Katie McGrath in Dates.
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sennenhallows: Sometimes I'm like "sleep is for the weak" Sometimes I'm like "sleep is for the...
Sometimes I'm like "sleep is for the weak"
Sometimes I'm like "sleep is for the week"
There is no in between.
If you really think about it, Donnie is the one that’s best at his job. He didn’t...
If you really think about it, Donnie is the one that’s best at his job. He didn’t crumble when being ‘tortured’ and never felt the temptation to tell his wife what was happening. And he has known her since they were kids.
Which is actually really sad, you would think he would feel something for her after all those years. The other one’s have, supposedly, fallen in love with their subjects in not too long. And then there’s Alison, who has been with him since High School. Yeah, it’s actually sad.
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i'd like to formally apologize to anyone i've disappointed with my terrible friendship skills
i'd like to formally apologize to anyone i've disappointed with my terrible friendship skills
nateficked: "From the very beginning, I just thought Daniel...
"From the very beginning, I just thought Daniel was the coolest, man. I was like, I want to grow up and be like Daniel one day. He's [mimics Dan's accent] got this straight cockney accent, right? Anyway, I loved this kid and we had the same hair and makeup girl and there was a continuity photo of Daniel showing his teeth I just loved, so I asked Becca, the hair girl, to take the same picture of me put it up next to Daniel's so he would see it the next morning. And he loved it. So that was like, our little thing, that we both had the same teeth picture. He was like my little buddy on set." -Aaron Tveit
laserotters: yes-that-michael-westen: frecklesofsunshine: I'm...
I'm not usually a fan of dubstep, but this is amazing.
OMFG. as soon as the violins and piano started. I HAD GOOSEBUMPS. OH DEAR GOD. <3 asjdhasjkdhajkdhfajhfjkahfjakhfajkhsdauhgiu!!!!!!!!!
Reblog going this solely for Sadie.
napoleonbonerhard: theballetblog: The only harlem shake video...
The only harlem shake video that matters: English National Ballet
FUCK
what do stars do? they shine.
what do stars do? they shine.
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wolfburied: I think a big part of why I read way more fanfiction than books is that there's just a...
I think a big part of why I read way more fanfiction than books is that there's just a hell of a lot less exposition
the first 10 pages of most books are always "these are the main characters and here's some background on each of them and this is the setting etc etc" and it's such a fucking hassle getting to the plot sometimes
fanfic is just like "fuck it you know all of this already let's go"
Dianna Agron and Naya Rivera head out for lunch together at...
Dianna Agron and Naya Rivera head out for lunch together at Little Dom's Restaurant on Thursday afternoon (June 6) in Los Feliz, Calif.
"One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to..."
"One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)
Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.
Three: Sex is not just about friction. It's about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she'll help you find her clitoris.
Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn't masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.
Five: Don't put anything in her butthole you wouldn't want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it's kinda awesome.)
Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.
Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.
Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.
Nine: Just because you come doesn't mean she has, so don't you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don't worry about gettin' yours, you're a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she's gettin' hers.
Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You've got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad."
- Big Poppa E., "How To Make Love" (via hasser)
– "But we are brother and sister.""Funny how you choose...
– "But we are brother and sister."
"Funny how you choose to remember that with my dagger at your back.
"The Red Wedding is based on a couple real events from Scottish history. One was a case called The..."
"The Red Wedding is based on a couple real events from Scottish history. One was a case called The Black Dinner. The king of Scotland was fighting the Black Douglas clan. He reached out to make peace. He offered the young Earl of Douglas safe passage. He came to Edinburgh Castle and had a great feast. Then at the end of the feast, [the king's men] started pounding on a single drum. They brought out a covered plate and put it in front of the Earl and revealed it was the head of a black boar — the symbol of death. And as soon as he saw it, he knew what it meant. They dragged them out and put them to death in the courtyard. The larger instance was the Glencoe Massacre. Clan MacDonald stayed with the Campbell clan overnight and the laws of hospitality supposedly applied. But the Campbells arose and started butchering every MacDonald they could get their hands on. No matter how much I make up, there's stuff in history that's just as bad, or worse."- George R.R. Martin on the Red Wedding (via existentialcrisisfactory)
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clones by episode → alison (1x04)
clones by episode → alison (1x04)
Conan: Fans, some of them really hate her [Cersei] and they let...
Conan: Fans, some of them really hate her [Cersei] and they let you know that, don't they.
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